Letter to John Kerry from troops in Irak (vanity)

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SENATOR JOHN KERRY
304 RUSSELL
SENATE OFFICE BUILDING
WASHINGTON DC 20510

DEAR SENATOR KERRY:

WE ARE STILL LAUGHING OVER HERE IN IRAQ AT YOUR JOKE ABOUT THE TROOPS BEING DUMB.

WE DO RECOGNIZE THAT YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE ARE BECAUSE YOU WERE ABLE TO GET OUT OF COMBAT IN THREE MONTHS. THIS IS WHY WE ARE SEEKING YOUR ADVICE. PLEASE GIVE US GUIDANCE.

1.) WHERE IS THE LEAST PAINFUL AREA ON THE BODY TO INFLICT A WOUND?

2.) DOES IT HAVE TO BLEED OR WILL A SCRATCH DO?

3.) WHERE DO YOU GET THE FORMS TO FILL OUT RECOMMENDING YOURSELF FOR A PURPLE HEART?

4.) DO YOU NEED A WITNESS? IF SO, HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?

5.) ARE THREE PURPLE HEARTS STILL GOOD FOR A TRIP HOME?

6.) WHAT IS A REALISTIC PERIOD OF TIME IN WHICH TO ACQUIRE THESE WOUNDS? LESS THAN THREE MONTHS SOUNDS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS EVEN TO US.

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP AND KEEP THE JOKES COMING.

JUST A DUMB G.I.

[devolve]

Great bumper stickers Randall!



FReeper potlatch's channeled contribution:



Golden Oldie:

[bitt]

"...I would love to send one to my son in Irak......he may not be able to read it, but he could look at the pretty colors."

funny! funny!

[GretchenM]

What is an LT ping?

[GretchenM]

Jon Carry's campaign slogan was

Halp, thy name is Theresa.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Is there really bumber stickers...I would love to send one to my son in Irak......he may not be able to read it, but he could look at the pretty colors.

Now that made me laugh!

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[Valin]

Thanks. I LOVE IT!!!

[dbehsman]

Great letter!

The photo from a couple of days ago with the Minnesota soldiers holding the banner, that is Kerry's political epitaph. He is done for 2008 presidential and ever after. Even the wackiest moonbats won't dare support him in a presidential contest.

I think that if the Republicans maintain control of both Houses (shooting up a little prayer here), we should send letters to the head of the Massachusetts democRAT party (written in crayon and with misspelled words) thanking him for Kerry's efforts on behalf of the Republican party. I would love to see that jerk get run out of the Senate. It's long overdue.

[exnavy]

P.S. Can you substitute Heinz catsup for blood?

[Grampa Dave]

What the US Army recruiting poster under "President" Kerry would look like:

Our brave warriors n Irak respond to Jon Carry"

Kerry is no different re his hatred of a strong America and our warriors than 99.9% of the rats in congress. Every rat running for election should have to face a copy of this banner everytime they show their treasonous faces. Pelosi, Murtha, Clintoon, Boxer, Kennedy, Durbin, Levin, Rangle, Reid and other rats in congress hate our military and a strong America. Just look at their voting records the past two years as President Bush pointed out this week.

Kerry is shown leading his fellow hate America and our military Rats to their final destination in American Politics:

(John Kerry picked the wrong people to insult.)

I can't help but feel the real shame is on us, the American voters. We continue to let our troops, our heritage and our nation down by sending the dreggs of our society to represent us at the highest levels and portray our image and soul around the globe.

My GOD- how low have we slipped when we elect murderers, admitted war criminals and traitors to the highest body in our government?

SHAME ON US!

24 posted on 11/03/2006 8:33:33 AM PST by Baynative (There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress - Mark Twain)

Kerry in one of his many acts of treason after his very short Nam tour.

Vote against all traitors this election day. Support our troops and their CIC, President Bush.

[mystery-ak]

btt