[rface]

I writer hoping for a good topic to write about, finds his best source of material in events he has been through.

he needs to write a play about his penis.

[Cinnamon]

now that's a Golden Member!

[neodad]

'begins as a localized inflammation and can develop into a hardened scar

Some of this stuff you can't make up.

[Andy from Beaverton]

I feel your pain!

[bannie]

NO jokes about kissing boo-boos!!

:-o

[Kimmers]

Way too much information!!!!!

Will check back later for the jokes...they should be good

[Ditter]

That $1.5 million dollar compress ought to make it all better.

[sheik yerbouty]

"Jeremiah's Johnson"?

[IncPen]

This is definitely not safe for work

Or younger or more sensitive viewers

Parental discretion is advised

Clicky

[Bommer]

He needs to talk to this guy

[streetpreacher]

Some things you just can't put a price on...

[Lurker]

anesthesia injections into the penis

Talk about the cure being worse than the disease.

L

[muawiyah]

The jury's verdict is also contrary to the rotten meat doctrine promulgated by the Romans.

The idea was that if you sent a shipment of meat by oxcart to a customer and it arrived rotten, it was not the fault of the oxcart driver, nor the ox, nor the cart, nor those who built or maintained the road.

The meat was understood to carry with it the "seeds of its own destruction", and it was the responsibility of the sender to make sure he sold only what he could deliver ~ so the burden of rotten meat was his alone.

Here the seeds of destruction were sown by none other than the complainant when he first made an effort to acquire penile warts.

[SunkenCiv]

Another penis story out of Florida?

[SunkenCiv]