"Natural" Nelly Furtado Opens Bisexual Pandora's Box

Post Chronicle ^ | 07/17/06 | By Toshiba Reynolds

[Perdogg]

Sultry singer Nelly Furtado, some may be curious to learn, has opened up her dark side in an interview with European magazine GUS, a gay pub that recently landed what some will surely find a hot interview with this mysterious brunette.

Apparently, the Canadian songstress admits she's attracted to women and believes all people are essentially bisexual, and that they hould have the freedom to experiment with their sexuality.

She tells GUS, "I'm reading a book about Chinese medicine, which claims that people are inherently bisexual to balance their energies. And, in a way, that makes so much sense. As humans we have both male and female energies."

[Perdogg]

"I am like a bird yada yada..."

[tortoise]

She tells GUS, "I'm reading a book about Chinese medicine, which claims that people are inherently bisexual to balance their energies. And, in a way, that makes so much sense. As humans we have both male and female energies."

That is pretty much the definition of "semantically null".

[FearlessFreep]

Sorry, I'm a strict Vaginatarian.

[TexasCajun]

[theDentist]

Never heard of him.

[weegee]

As humans we have both male and female energies.

DNA doesn't lie.

I thought the conventional excuse was that there are gay animals (of course they neglect to also mention instances of rape, incest, cannibalism, aggression, and excrement eating in the animal kingdom).

[sully777]

"I am like a bird yada yada..."

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Didn't know or care who Nelly watever was but when you posted I asked myself: Is that the song where the girl says "I'm like a bird I don't know where my hole is..."? Probably she is saying home, but I'm hearing hole.

I hate that song with a passion.

[alwaysconservative]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[ClearCase_guy]

"I have become ... semantically null"

Oh ... have the Syd Barrett threads stopped?

[brooklyn dave]

Oh Nelly get a life.

[weegee]

She tells GUS, "I'm reading a book about..."

It's in books. You can look it up. < /sarc >

[jdm]

Like Courtney Cox on a crackers & coffee diet.

[jdm]

She kinda looks like Amanda Peet, too.

[Mr. Jeeves]

She tells GUS, "I'm reading a book about Chinese medicine, which claims that people are inherently bisexual to balance their energies.

Well, that isn't quite what Chinese medicine claims. Men have female energy and women have male energy, true, but not in a 50-50 proportion to their predominant energy - there is a balance to be achieved. Most Americans today have way too much of the opposite energy, thanks to feminist-inspired media behavioral models. And the alternate energy doesn't translate directly into sexual desire for the same sex - it just leads to wuss behavior in men - like admiring Ben Affleck and voting for Democrats. ;)

I don't think there is such a thing as a bisexual man - those who claim to be are lying homosexuals who hurt women and use them as "beards" to gain social acceptance. Bisexual women, on the other hand, are very common and may even be the norm. Male and female brains are just wired differently.

[Dracian]

But, what about tri-sexuals?

[FearlessFreep]

Now, I usually don't go for bony women. But Amanda Peet has always torn my nerves up.

[isthisnickcool]

I know guys that are buysexual.

[llevrok]

I love saying her name when I am drunk.

[happilymarriedmom]

Some people will use anything to justify their behavior or for publicity. Just more of the same agenda driven dribble.

[Gay State Conservative]

What,pray tell,is a Nelly Furtado?