The Florida fireplace - the most useless invention since the helium-filled paperweight. Good only for burning illegal documents before the cops kick your door in.
On another note, Hulk is probably moving out because he discovered his house was "French-style".
THE HULKSTER DOESN'T BROOK NO CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER MONKEY, BROTHER!
"I have respect for you and you have respect for me. If you take that off your head or you move from that chair, I'll consider it the ultimate disrespect to me and I will take a bite out of your forehead, Brother!"