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Woman's Toes Licked By Man Hiding Under Car
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| May 23, 2006
Posted on 05/24/2006 11:00:32 AM PDT by kingattax
Police in Tulsa, Okla., are searching for a man who hid under a woman's car at a Wal-Mart parking lot and then licked her toes as she loaded groceries into the vehicle, according to a report.
The woman said she was at the Tulsa Wal-Mart located near 81st Street and Lewis when she felt her toes being licked.
She assumed it was a dog but when she looked down, she saw it was a man lying under her vehicle.
"I felt something lick my foot," the woman said. "I looked at him and I said, 'What in the hell are you doing?' And that's exactly what I said, 'What are you doing?'"
The culprit got up and ran away before police arrived at the scene.
The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic or Indian, about 5-foot-9 and weighs 150 pounds. He was wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans.
The victim filed a police report and a witness also saw it happen.
A Tulsa County assistant district attorney said if the man is caught, he'll face a misdemeanor charge of battery or outraging public decency.
Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: toes; toesucker
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posted on
05/24/2006 11:00:33 AM PDT
by
kingattax
To: kingattax
Dick Morris, is that you?
2
posted on
05/24/2006 11:01:29 AM PDT
by
Extremely Extreme Extremist
(Conservatism is moderate, it is the center, it is the middle of the road)
To: kingattax
Sorry.
3
posted on
05/24/2006 11:01:47 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
lol..thats the first thing i thought
4
posted on
05/24/2006 11:02:06 AM PDT
by
kingattax
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
The jokes just write themselves, huh :-)
5
posted on
05/24/2006 11:02:46 AM PDT
by
The Electrician
("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
To: kingattax
Hope she had some kind of toe fungus that spread to his tongue.
6
posted on
05/24/2006 11:03:52 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(If it's treason, there's no doubt a democrat is standing behind it.)
To: kingattax
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posted on
05/24/2006 11:04:01 AM PDT
by
trubluolyguy
(When Ted Kennedy and HRC support you Mr. President, it's time for some soul searching)
To: kingattax
"The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic "
Wassmatta?
Women don't have suckable feet in Mexico?
8
posted on
05/24/2006 11:05:27 AM PDT
by
Jameison
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
"Dick Morris, is that you?"
This was way too predictable, easy and yet so funny and good!
9
posted on
05/24/2006 11:05:27 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(There's a dwindling market for Marxist homosexual lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
To: Maximus of Texas
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posted on
05/24/2006 11:06:22 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(Going armed to the terror of the public.)
To: kingattax
I bet he was a non-union toe licker.
To: kingattax
Did she get toe-man poisoning?
12
posted on
05/24/2006 11:08:09 AM PDT
by
MrEdd
(I would have gotten away with it too - if it weren't for those meddling kids and their stupid dog.)
To: kingattax
To: Jameison
The woman said the man who licked her toes is HispanicJust licking the toes Americans refuse to lick.
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posted on
05/24/2006 11:09:17 AM PDT
by
keat
To: kingattax
The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic or Indian,... Just doing a job that Americans refuse to do </sarcasm>
15
posted on
05/24/2006 11:10:09 AM PDT
by
steveegg
(Sen. Ted "Swimmer" Kennedy's vehicles have killed more people than V.P. Dick Cheney's guns)
To: kingattax
Lt. Kevin Lonsdale with the Montgomery Police Department's SWAT team fires off an AK 47 He says, "It went through the door, it barely slowed down," he says. Just licking the toes that Americans....aw never mind.
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posted on
05/24/2006 11:10:10 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
To: keat
17
posted on
05/24/2006 11:10:50 AM PDT
by
steveegg
(Sen. Ted "Swimmer" Kennedy's vehicles have killed more people than V.P. Dick Cheney's guns)
To: kingattax
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
05/24/2006 11:11:20 AM PDT
by
Extremely Extreme Extremist
(Conservatism is moderate, it is the center, it is the middle of the road)
To: steveegg
My second thought:
It's Bush's fault.
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posted on
05/24/2006 11:11:55 AM PDT
by
keat
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