I'm back again. I can't believe my 2 year old wants me to take care of him while there is breaking news. Very galling. I keep having to catch up!
Just half-ass strap him down and do what you want! :-)
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/05/britney-would-do-anything-to-protect.html
You have my sympathy. I have to take MY kids to swim lessons in a few minutes.