The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff (Wankinoff?)
This whole thing smacks of an old episode of Benny Hill!
Posted on 04/20/2006 1:48:52 PM PDT by Sax
Phony doctor gives free breast exams Thu Apr 20, 11:40 AM ET
MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.
"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.
At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.
Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff (Wankinoff?)
This whole thing smacks of an old episode of Benny Hill!
How can these women be so utterly stupid.
I love them each and every one.
Dr. FeelGood!
And these women are part of the alert, informed citizenry who are going to save the U.S. in its time of need, right? Or do their last names end in a "Z" and was the good doctor preying on illegals? How do you say "breast exam" in Spanish? Sentence him to 400 hours at GTMO doing testicular cancer checks.
If he tried this in October he might have gotten away with it. NBCAM
BUMP!
remember our dr. friend from earlier...checkout the pic used on this thread.
Why would anyone allow a man that looks like that into their home ... much less disrobe for him?!
Just proves there is a sucker born every minute. [no pun intended].
Yeah he looks like a cross between Harry Caray and the 'Stapler guy' from Office Space.
say this aint so...
If your doctor begins to grin and rub his hands together while you're disrobing it might be time to get a new doctor.
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There are thousands of Americans who subscribe to all sorts of stupid ideas.
The Popeil Pocket Fisherman, Tony Robbins, Scientology and the Democratic Party come to mind...
This is from Broward County, where they have trouble with voting.
utterly stupid or udderly stupid?
And whaddaya bet since they were suckers (no pun intended) for any freebie they can get, they probably vote DemonKat ...
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