Posted on 04/09/2006 8:12:25 PM PDT by Born Conservative
Harry Taylor, the man who confronted President Bush during a public appearance this past week and now the far left’s Presidential candidate of the moment, was reportedly abducted for several hours yesterday by a group of Code Pink members.
“Harry’s a bit shook up,” said close friend Ken Binns. “They grabbed him as he was leaving the country club, put a bag over his head and whispered in his ear, ‘Mama Sheehan wants to have a word with you.’”
Taylor was driven to an undisclosed location where the Peace Mom waited for him. He relayed the following story to authorities as he struggled to steady his martini.
“Hi Harry, I think you know who I am,” Sheehan said as she was fed grapes by her traveling partner, Pat. “I’m glad you could join us.”
“Harry, we need to have a little understanding. I didn’t sit in a freaking tent for a month in jerkwater Texas with a bunch of fragrant hippies so that I could be upstaged by some blown-dry, Izod-wearing ass who looks like he just got back from the fox hunt. No, that’s not the way it works, Harry Taylor. I am the Peace Mom. These,” she said, gesturing to the dozens of masked Code Pink members forming a semi-circle around her, “ are just a handful of my girls.” At that cue, the Code Pink members all stomped a foot and said, “SHEE-HAN!” sending shivers down Taylor’s spine and urine cascading into his favorite plaid duck pants.
“Step back and think, Harry Taylor,” Sheehan continued. “You’ve had your moment. If you need to have more moments, they may be spent in Venezuela with my friend Hugo Chavez. He has some new toys that he wants to try out. TAKE HIM AWAY.”
Taylor was branded on the ass with the Code Pink logo and re-dropped at his country club, where he relayed the story to friends.
"Harry Taylor, the man who became an instant hero of the left this week with his unexpected rant against the President at an appearance in North Carolina, has been analyzed by Potfry's stable of investigative reporters, psychologists, gynecologists, and wardrobe experts."
Coincidentally, I took the liberty, just this morning,
to analyze Cindy Sheehan.
communistpsychosociopathicincestuouspedophilicprotitutalpseudonecrophiliac
and I'm still not sure if that covers it.
I someone folks here who consider squirrel brains a delicacy. Once they're cooked, you just tap the little skull, like an egg, and whalaaaaa! Code Pink must have overhead them talking.
I someone folks=I got too excited about squirrel brains.
You really should have posted a ROTFPIMP ALERT!!!
(p!$$!#@ in my pants)
I didn't think I could even click on the posts on the left...McKinny OMG, it's too funny, I can't even get past the picture!
Toooo funny!
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