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Eva takes ground control (bikini-clad Eva Longoria is visible from space)
Sydney Morning Herald ^
 | April 7, 2006 - 7:39AM
Posted on 04/07/2006 7:27:17 AM PDT by dead
A massive picture of Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria, so big it can be seen from space, is gracing the dusty desert outside Las Vegas.
 
Maxim magazine has recreated an old cover image of the sexy star on a 33-metre-by-23-metre vinyl-mesh screen to celebrate its 100th issue.
 
  
 
  
   This massive picture, as seen from Google Earth. Photo: AP
  
 
 
The picture, which is so big that satellites are able to photograph it from space, took nine workers more than 15 hours to build.
 
It can be seen on Google Earth.
 
Asked about the huge picture Longoria said "I guess space is no longer the final frontier. I am flattered, to say the least, to be TV's Sexiest Earthling."
 
AAP
TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Society; TV/Movies; UFO's
KEYWORDS: anticheaptrick; chitchat; cropcircles; desperatesatellites; evadistraction; flattened; flattered; greatgooglymoogly; itsybitsyteenyweeny; longoriadistance; maximumsize; shesnottight; workofaliens; wpnofmassdistraction
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:27:20 AM PDT
by 
dead
 
To: dead
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:28:13 AM PDT
by 
AD from SpringBay
(We have the government we allow and deserve.)
 
To: AD from SpringBay
    If the aliens (the ones from outer space I mean) weren't coming before, they'll be here shortly.
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:29:50 AM PDT
by 
rattrap
 
To: dead
    i wouldnt mind the entire earth blanketed with her picture ... man wooo.
 
To: rattrap
    Yeah, we're about to be inundated with horny teenaged alien males.
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:31:29 AM PDT
by 
NonValueAdded
(If McKinney gets a free slap, then we all should get a free slap)
 
To: AD from SpringBay
    For some reason, I had this bizarre thought that if we ever needed to repel an alien invasion from outer space, we could place a huge photo of a bikini-clad Helen Thomas there instead.
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:31:30 AM PDT
by 
rightwingintelligentsia
(We are a nation of laws before we are a nation of immigrants.)
 
To: dead
    A massive picture of Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria, so big it can be seen from space, is gracing the dusty desert outside Las Vegas.
  
  
 Of course, if these morons had checked, the Google Earth photos of any decent resolution (to show cars and such) are taken by AIRPLANES, not by satellites.
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:32:12 AM PDT
by 
Atlas Sneezed
(Your FRiendly FReeper Patent Attorney)
 
To: HitmanLV; dead
    A massive picture of Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria, so big it can be seen from space, is gracing the dusty desert outside Las Vegas. Hitman, you have entirely too much time on your hands.
 
To: dead
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:32:42 AM PDT
by 
dfwgator
(Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
 
To: Element187
    Eva is not nearly as hot as Belly Girl.
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:32:43 AM PDT
by 
Night Hides Not
(Closing in on 3000 posts, of which maybe 50 were worthwhile!)
 
To: NonValueAdded
    You mean the kind from outer space, right?
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:33:19 AM PDT
by 
rattrap
 
To: rightwingintelligentsia
    Gives the idea of a proving grounds a whole new meaning.
 
12
posted on 
04/07/2006 7:34:31 AM PDT
by 
AD from SpringBay
(We have the government we allow and deserve.)
 
To: Night Hides Not
    Okay, who's got the drool bib?
 
13
posted on 
04/07/2006 7:34:48 AM PDT
by 
mewzilla
(Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist.    John Adams)
 
To: rightwingintelligentsia
    Oh no! 
 
Someonme just had to mention Helen Thomas's name, didn't they?! 
 
Now we're gonna get slammed with many unwanted pictures of Helen! 
 
Closing my eyes now.
 
To: rattrap; NonValueAdded
    If the aliens (the ones from outer space I mean) weren't coming before... Hmmmm...
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:36:01 AM PDT
by 
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...--  Worst.President.Ever.)
 
To: dead
    I'm really out of the loop. Until this thread I had never heard of Eva.
 
To: dfwgator
    She ain't all that. 
  If she aint all that, I dont know what all that is.
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:38:39 AM PDT
by 
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
 
To: rightwingintelligentsia
    That is hilarious! ROTFLMAO.............
 
To: rightwingintelligentsia
    For some reason, I had this bizarre thought that if we ever needed to repel an alien invasion from outer space, we could place a huge photo of a bikini-clad Helen Thomas there instead.  Or else we would attract an invasion force of alien lesbians who all look like Helen. I now have a bullet saved just for that occurrence.
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:41:51 AM PDT
by 
KarlInOhio
(If you have a leaking pipe, you shut off the water valve before deciding on amnesty for the puddles.)
 
To: NonValueAdded
    Okay, I'll bite, where outside of LV?
 
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