To: maggief
Congratulations
You’re Our Second
10,000th Poster!
“Tell her what she's won, Jonny!”
Maggie, you’ve won ...
ACE’S SCAR!!!
(oooooooh! ewwwwwww! aaaaaaaaaaah!)
As seen on TV’s American Idol, this polyurethane replica of Ace’s scar is guaranteed to turn heads ...
And drop a few too!
Use Ace's Scar to patch leaky tires ...
... to fix broken windows ...
... to cover embarrassing moles and birthmarks ...
It's fun for the whole family!
ACE'S SCAR
When a glass-shattering falsetto just isn't enough!
10,337 posted on
05/02/2006 6:18:57 PM PDT by
silent_jonny
("me lovey the jonny" -- conservativebabe)
To: silent_jonny; maggief
10,341 posted on
05/02/2006 6:21:02 PM PDT by
retrokitten
("Thank you gentlemen! I will repay you. Unless of course I can't find you. Or I forget." - Shrek)
To: silent_jonny
10,342 posted on
05/02/2006 6:21:05 PM PDT by
skateman
(Bush good, demonrats bad.)
To: silent_jonny
That's ... just ... wrong.
10,344 posted on
05/02/2006 6:21:43 PM PDT by
Lil'freeper
(You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
To: silent_jonny
But order the "Ace scar" before midnight tonight and you'll get a Lt. Dan/Constantine false eyebrow FREE!
10,350 posted on
05/02/2006 6:25:24 PM PDT by
TonyWpi
("Victory is mine" - Stewie Griffin)
To: silent_jonny
I call FOUL! No fair! I can't keeP dialing the phone while LMAO!! :)
To: silent_jonny
Hello,
OMG - that was simply hilarious!
Glad to be here, MOgirl
10,354 posted on
05/02/2006 6:26:37 PM PDT by
MOgirl
(Democrats: The Culture of Treason (and you know what I'm talkin about!))
To: silent_jonny
ROFLMAO!!!
What, you mean no TOASTER????
To: silent_jonny
You are the most ut! Utmost graphics ... thank you.
But, hold the phone ... Ace's scar? I was hoping for Chris'
total package. :D
10,387 posted on
05/02/2006 6:42:45 PM PDT by
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
To: silent_jonny
That is JUST....HILARIOUS! LMAO
To: silent_jonny
ROFL on maggie's prize!
Thanks for overseeing the thread tonight, even though you didn't feel so hot today.
10,475 posted on
05/02/2006 7:50:25 PM PDT by
Palladin
("Governor Lynn Swann."...it has a nice ring to it!)
To: silent_jonny
ACE'S SCAR When a glass-shattering falsetto just isn't enough! Jonny, you are soooo wierd. I like that! ;)
10,513 posted on
05/02/2006 8:57:16 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(Don't call them "undocumented workers." Use the correct term: CRIMINAL INVADERS!)
To: silent_jonny
OMG, Jonny, I haven't laughed that hard in a week!!! The Silly Putty version of The Scar ... ROFLMAO!! Ah, jeez. (Wiping eyes ....) Warn a lady first, willya? If I'd been eating chips, somebody would have to give me a Heimlich right now! :)
And I hope your allergies are better in the morning! I used to have rotten allergies so I really understand. (I was sick for a solid month every spring ... one year I even got pneumonia from it!) Chicken soup with lots of garlic works well for the post-nasal drip thing. Good luck with that.
10,583 posted on
05/02/2006 11:19:59 PM PDT by
Hetty_Fauxvert
(Kelo must GO!! ..... http://sonoma-moderate.blogspot.com/)
To: silent_jonny
OMG! jonny!!!! That 10,000 poster post is one of the funniest things I have EVER read!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
To: silent_jonny
Jonny, you have outdone yourself with that post, you had me lmao
10,631 posted on
05/03/2006 7:02:29 AM PDT by
mystery-ak
(Army Wife and Army Mother.....toughest job in the military)
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