[Maximus of Texas]

We folks in Texas are just waiting for your state to melt so we can reclaim the title of "Largest State in the Union". We'll put that trophy right next to these trophies that we've already collected:

1. Best State in the Union
2. Best Flag in the Union
3. Best Pro Football Team in the Union
4. Best College Football Team in the Union
5. Best Songs about a State in the Union
6. Prettiest Women in the Union
7. Most Real Men in the Union
8. Best President in the Union
9. Best Place to have our criminals executed in the Union
10. Best place to knock off your daughter's cheerleading competition in the Union

[demkicker]

Don't forget: 11. Best College Baseball Team in the Union

(and if we get lucky, we'll be adding Best College Basketball Team in the Union!) Hook 'Em Horns!