**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/24/06

[sully777]

I'm a Volkswagen Thing!

You think this test is AS DEGRADING as driving this heap of bolts. Your engine is in the rear so you are prone to flip in a sudden lane change. You like to crack and fade in the sun and your tastes are rustic, down to the earth rustic. Everyone thinks you're butt ugly. People driving Yugos laugh at you. Life is an endless trail of worry and doubt, and you dread taking potholes in fear. Let other people compete in the rat race - you're just here to look like a German nightmaret.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

[r-q-tek86]

Where'd everybody go?

[r-q-tek86]

I'm a Lamborghini Murcielago!

You're not subtle, but you don't want to be. Fast, loud, and dramatic, you want people to notice you, and then get out of the way. In a world full of sheep, you're a raging bull.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

[iluvlucy]

ROCKS?!?!?!?!

It looks more like it chews to me. I just bet there is a rear ends effect to that cause.

[sully777]

Don't know man, but it's all just freakin me out!

[r-q-tek86]

I guess when Max ended the thread, people took him seriesly. I guess they don't realize that Max ain't the boss of nobody

[Majie Purple]

WhateFUR...:)

[r-q-tek86]

If no one is gonna play, I guess I'll drink

[sully777]

You're a Subaru 360

You're that friggin pathetic. No matter how hard you try, there's no pimpin and tunin this dawg.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

[sully777]

I'm leaning towards a big, tall glass of Long Island Iced Tea.

[baker_girl]

I'm a Porsche 911!

You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite,and you know it.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

[BenLurkin]

I'm a Mazda RX-8!

You're sporty, yet practical, and you have a style of your own. You like to have fun, and you like to bring friends along for the ride, but when it comes time for everyday chores, you're willing to do your part.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

[BenLurkin]

'Lord of the Rings' Musical Opens in Toronto

"'The Lord Of The Rings' cast members Peter Howe as 'Samwise Gamgee (L), Brent Carver as 'Gandalf' (C) and James Loye as 'Frodo' take their curtain call after their world premiere performance at the Princess of Wales Theatre in Toronto, March 23, 2006. (Mike Cassese/Reuters)

[baker_girl]

Kids in grade school think fast!

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is..
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because Ge! orge still had the ax in his hand."
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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

[rockabyebaby]

Woooohoooooooooooo! in the top 750!!! LOL!

[Toby06]

"It's definitely sucking!"

[BJClinton]

explain the White Tail, please?

That's "whale tail". when a thong shows up outside of a ladies' pants it sorta appears as a whale's tail.

[peacebaby]

ah, now I understand. Thanks for the clarification.

I've gotten an education on the impression of panty lines among men...very valuable.

[nuke rocketeer]

Last Post!

[Xenophobic Alien]

Negative!