1 posted on
02/13/2006 8:34:41 AM PST by
presidio9
To: presidio9
Sorry Tom, but the Clay Aiken cd's in your car are kind of a tip off.
2 posted on
02/13/2006 8:36:36 AM PST by
Millee
(The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
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4 posted on
02/13/2006 8:38:58 AM PST by
presidio9
("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
To: presidio9
Hey Tom:

5 posted on
02/13/2006 8:39:54 AM PST by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: presidio9
Why is Cruise so snitty about being "outed"? Given the society he swims with, one would think that it would be a positive to be homosexual. However, would he have to turn in his Scientologist Secret Decoder Ring?
7 posted on
02/13/2006 8:40:06 AM PST by
jonascord
("As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!")
To: presidio9
"Mr Cruise is not gay." Sounds suspiciously like: "I did not have sex with that man, Mr.Baressi."
8 posted on
02/13/2006 8:40:16 AM PST by
George Smiley
(This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.)
To: presidio9
Tom, come out of the closet!
9 posted on
02/13/2006 8:40:24 AM PST by
Rummyfan
To: presidio9

I heard a rumor that Cruise auditioned for one of the parts in Brokeback Mountain. Here is a spy photo from that audition.
11 posted on
02/13/2006 8:41:26 AM PST by
isthisnickcool
(Jack Bauer: "By the time I'm finished with you you're going to wish you felt this good again".)
To: presidio9
Cruise's porn anger Man, that'd be a great name for a band.
14 posted on
02/13/2006 8:43:07 AM PST by
Sloth
(Archaeologists test for intelligent design all the time.)
To: presidio9
16 posted on
02/13/2006 8:44:48 AM PST by
isthisnickcool
(Jack Bauer: "By the time I'm finished with you you're going to wish you felt this good again".)
To: presidio9

Tom Cruise auditioning for the movie Cocktail.
To: presidio9
LOL!
I just checked alt.celebritygossip and I have to say the funniest thing I read was:
Tom Cruise- The only man who gives both gays and straights a bad name.
20 posted on
02/13/2006 8:51:57 AM PST by
najida
(Going through my second childhood for the third time.)
To: presidio9
I question the timing of this. ;-D
PageSix
February 13, 2006 --
JUST ASKING
... WHICH movie heartthrob might not be completely straight? Although he has a girlfriend - called by some "the professional beard" - he left Bungalow 8 the other night with a man and took his new pal back to the Mercer. After their quickie session, the hunk told his "date" to "get lost."
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/pagesix_u.htm
21 posted on
02/13/2006 8:53:12 AM PST by
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
To: presidio9
MISTER CRUISE. . . . THIS IS THE SOUTH PARK POLICE DEPARTMENT. . . .
PLEASE COME OUT OF THE CLOSET !!!!
(evil grin)
24 posted on
02/13/2006 8:58:54 AM PST by
Salgak
(Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border: I dare you to try and cross it. . .)
To: presidio9
I have sympathy for Mr. Cruise. He's damned no matter what he does. I also think he's underrated as an actor.
25 posted on
02/13/2006 9:02:26 AM PST by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: presidio9
me thinkest thou protesteth too much
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