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To: Hoodlum91

I wonder what rule changes the Colts will push for this off season?


6 posted on 02/07/2006 8:10:06 AM PST by mainepatsfan
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To: mainepatsfan
Revolking Pittsburgh's "Rent a Ref" initiative?
7 posted on 02/07/2006 8:12:05 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (It is easy to call for a pi$$ing contest when you aren't going to be in the line of fire.)
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To: mainepatsfan
---I wonder what rule changes the Colts will push for this off season?---

no tackling, hitting, blocking, or intercepting anyone named "manning".

9 posted on 02/07/2006 8:13:51 AM PST by smonk
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To: mainepatsfan

My bet is you can blitz every team in the league except for the Peyton Manning led Colts... ;)


10 posted on 02/07/2006 8:14:21 AM PST by MNlurker
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To: mainepatsfan
****I wonder what rule changes the Colts will push for this off season?****

Oh.. nothing major. Just these:

  1. Touching in any manner of #18 will result in a 15 yard penalty.
  2. "Holding" will not be called on any Colts' offensive player.
  3. Opponents will not be allowed to Blitz.
    • If by chance, an opponent defensive lineman gets within 2 yards of #18, the defensive player shall stop and fall down.
  4. The opponent's Cornerbacks will be required to wear Leg Irons
  5. During a pass play, if a Colt's receiver flat out drops the ball, that catch will stand, and count as a completion.
      However, in the interest of fair play, no yards after the catch will be awarded.
  6. If the Colts are behind in scoring during the Fourth Quarter, they shall get 'do overs' until they get a First Down.
  7. If the above 'do overs' still do not result in a Touchdown and 'well deserved win' before time expires, the officials shall stop the clock and award Manning a Touchdown anyway.
    • Coach, 'St. Tony' will select which receiver caught the 'Touchdown'.
    • However, if said Touchdown occurs within the last two minutes, the 'Receiver' of said Touchdown shall be determined by playing Spin The Bottle.
  8. Lastly, during stoppages of play while the Colts are on offense, ALL players shall bow down at Peyton Manning's feet and sing praises to his 'greatness'.

Peyton Manning 'greatness' mocking -- off

35 posted on 02/07/2006 8:51:20 AM PST by Condor51 (Better to fight for something than live for nothing - Gen. George S. Patton)
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To: mainepatsfan

No tackling the QB, can't rush more than 2, and must give a 10 yard cushion to WR's.


36 posted on 02/07/2006 8:51:30 AM PST by One Proud Dad
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