Nah, you're thinking of Wolfgang Van Helsing :)
Right! LOL!!! That's what it reminds me of.
Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Halen's breakup
July 16, 2002 Posted: 5:06 PM EDT (2106
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/07/15/cel.vanhalen/index.html
Thw whole story above, his cancer, etc...