John Pye wrote this with the help of twenty or so Fosters.
You're a drinking buddy of his, then? :-)
Too bad the beer ran out when it came time to interview people in the stands regarding what they saw happening.
At least he included a bit of substance of what happened, unlike the Daily Telegraph, which left any mention of a problem until the very last paragraph and then only described it thusly:
"The fiery Nel, who was the target of abuse from fans, finally got his man when he removed Gilchrist to claim his fourth wicket at a cost of 81 runs in 24.1 overs to take the bowling honours for his side."