another hapless victim!
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"Hmmm, wonder what's on TV tonight? Oh, Letterman."
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"Oh my Darling, I can't live without you!"
"Oh my!"
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"Please, please be my co-host, my love!"
"Hmmm, he really does love me!"
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"Marry me!"
"Oh yes, David! I will! I will marry you!"
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"Ha! Just kidding, you witless moonbat!"
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"Why is the universe doing this to me!"