[keat]

I'd be pissed.

[Wonder Warthog]

"I'd be pissed."

"Don't eat the yellow snow!!"

[Clemenza]

In my Frosh year of High School, there was this a-shole jock who used to give me and my friends a hard time.

We had the last laugh as we all took terms urinating in his shampoo bottle on a weekly basis.

[headstamp]

Too bad someone didn't slam the bin lid on his third member while he was wizzing. What the heck is wrong with these kids?

Regards

[RichInOC]

This really sounds more like collegiate-level inebriated stupidity.

[H. Paul Pressler IV]

As I understand it urine is sanitary.

However, I would not want it as a flavor to a snow cone.

[Who dat?]

Health officials said urine is sterile because the body has its own filtering system. If any bacteria did make it through, the ice's temperature would have killed it.

That’s what I’ve heard… that pee is sterile unless you have a kidney infection or something.

I even saw a show where they were in Africa and had spitting Cobras. They’d pee in your eyes to wash out the poison.

Meanwhile, a punch to the head usually isn’t a health risk either. Nor are broken ribs, jaw, teeth, etc. Lacerated liver – now that can be trouble. Takes quite a thump though…

[JIM O]

Health officials said urine is sterile because the body has its own filtering system. If any bacteria did make it through, the ice's temperature would have killed it.

That should make everyone that ate the urine feel a lot better.

[Guenevere]

The school board is picking up the doctor's bills?...

..they'll be picking up a lot more when one or more of those parents sue!

[GSWarrior]

Not a good way to endear yourself to your peers.

[isom35]

he's a cold pisser.

[Armigerous]

"Iced tea? I thought you said iced PEE!!"

[mannie]

you know if i did that kind of thing when i was growing up in pennslyvania in the sixties i would have had my butt busted by the high school principal with a wooden paddle and then i would have got a beating from my parents that would have amounted to getting thrashed with a razor strap until my little butt was redder than a beet.

God oh what is the world coming to ?

How ignorant !!!!!!

What a pig !!

When my dad was still alive he used to make the statement if especially my son screwed up big time there would be no statehouse or court in the country that could tell me i could not bust my kid's butt for playing the fool and giving him a damn good whacking within a inch of his life.

[Brainhose]

There are people in Provincetown Massachusetts who would pay for this lads service.
For some reason Frank Zappa music is running around my noggin.

[Jet Jaguar]

"It does have a little wang in it."

[wintertime]

Is this the wonderful "socialization" that government school defenders are always praising?

[wintertime]

" A Nicholas County High School student was suspended after he was accused of urinating in an ice machine that at least 31 people got ice from before the incident was reported."

Is is all Bush's fault. He shouldn't have appointed Ron Brown.

[NRA1995]

School officials contacted the Department of Public Health in Frankfort. "They said it was gross and morally wrong but not a health risk" Perhaps said health official would be willing to drink a urine margarita on TV to prove his assertion?

[NRA1995]

He was suspended for 10 days, pending an expulsion hearing.

My solution would be to have the little dweeb turned over to the high school football team for 2 weeks for QB sacking practice....he would not be given a uniform or pads either..."See the lil dweeb over there? He's Joe Theismann, you're Lawrence Taylor....GET HIM!"