Dick to replace Johnson vs. Gamecocks (Says coach Nutt)

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[NeoCaveman]

So when does South Carolina play Oregon State?

[VRWCmember]

I doubt the Cocks will be able to penetrate the Beavers' defense.

[NeoCaveman]

I doubt the Cocks will be able to penetrate the Beavers' defense.

Even after a couple of beers?

[Gumlegs]

I don't know but expect Veeeeeery careful references to the game on television.

[VRWCmember]

So would the pre-game show be considered foreplay?

[VRWCmember]

If the game is close, expect one of the following headlines:

Late surge by 'Cocks too much for Beavers

or

Beaver defense rebuffs late push by 'Cocks

[NeoCaveman]

So would the pre-game show be considered foreplay?

Then what do we call tailgating?

[darkangel82]

The mods will change the title back to the original.

[VRWCmember]

_{Ssshhh. Don't tell them}

[Gumlegs]

There must be a way to work in a "ball control" joke.

[MMcC]

Actually it was ESPN that changed the title... the original title posted here "Dick to replace Johnson vs. Gamecocks" was correct.

[Cagey]

Hilarious Story Bump.

[Rodney King]

No, they changed it. I used the real headline at the time.

[VRWCmember]

No, they changed it. I used the real headline at the time.

Another poster pointed that out. I stand corrected. I guess the gutless editor at ESPN decided the original headline had to go. Either that or the editors were asleep at the switch when it was first posted and decided to cover their tracks later.

[small_l_libertarian]

This is the Best. Headline. Ever.