tell me you've never seen "Happiness".
Parents saw "Happiness" and I decided to spend my $10 elsewhere, like a revival of "Plan Nine from Outer Space" or "Manos: Hands of Fate."
I'm not sure I've ever met anyone who watched that piece of filth. Absolutely no redeeming value whatsoever. After watching it I felt like I needed a hot scalding shower and therapy. I actually had to watch it for a course I was taking on postmodernism.