Posted on 09/07/2005 7:18:15 PM PDT by Saturnian
It is easy to bash a sitting President. Just ask Hillary. But, truth be known, being Prez ain't easy. Up here on Saturn..inside the rings..we have no President. Just legalized cannabis and for them what smokes it...all seem to be happy. I, personally, am a non-smoker. But a little tot of Single Malt Scotch has been known to pass these Saturnian lips. We gaze down upon your planet and shake our heads. Why bash a sitting President? Who will go down in history as one of the better ones. We, up here on Saturn, are Michael Moore bashers. We think he's a ditzy pantload who lives from dougnut fix to doughnut fix. We also think Oprah's a giant--bore! And Hanoi Jane would never be welcome on our planet. Her Dad, however, we'd take fishin'....along with Kathryn Hepburn. Remembering the grand contribution they both made in: "ON GOLDEN POND." Filmed on Squam Lake in New Hampshire, by the way. New Hampshire, the First In The Nation Primary State--readying bumper stickers that say: HILLARY--GO AWAY!
Is it true you're losing one of your rings?
Far out.
How's the weather up there?
Wow, a turbo-Zot...
LOL!
Good one Jim!
On an aside:
I don't recall where I read it, but Science mag says the rings of Saturn are getting fainter and one of the inner rings has drifted planetward by '125 miles' or so.
You joined tomorrow to post this today? Wellllll.... I can't find the heart to smush you.... yet!
In before the zot! Woo-hoo!
I thought I was too, but apparently JR had it ZOTted in two minutes and five seconds at post number two.
Duuuuude!
I never get to have any fun!! ;-)
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