My hubby used to make what was called the "Superman Sandwich" when he was in college it consisted of:
first layer-peanut butter and jelly
second layer-sliced hot dogs with mustard and ketchup
third layer- lunch meat of choice with Kraft singles and mayo.
all between toasted bread. Sounds like something you might like.
Gotta try that one!
Since moving to West Virginia I've been introduced to ramps and beans. Fantastic! Just make sure your friends aren't downwind.