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Dear (name here): Will you marry me? (WI Guy Trolls for Chicks)
Wisconsin State Journal ^ | July 25, 2005 | Ryan Gauthier

Posted on 07/26/2005 5:23:08 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin

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To: Xenophobic Alien

gimme!


21 posted on 07/26/2005 6:06:00 PM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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To: RandallFlagg

ROFL!
Poor puppy!


22 posted on 07/26/2005 6:07:43 PM PDT by tiamat ("Drink your drink, Laddie, and never mind the Klingon!")
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To: Slings and Arrows

or, perhaps another, far more damning southernism: "Way-ill, bless 'es heart, 'e's doin' whut'ee kin weth whut'ee got."


23 posted on 07/26/2005 6:08:26 PM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Brian Stace, country singer

Well, that right there tells me his wimmins are at the stockyard being sheared and dipped.

24 posted on 07/26/2005 6:08:36 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
This is a funny story, but:

Mistake #1:"It went really well, so that was surprising.". I guess that it would be "surprising that it went well" when you put your mug on a billboard and solicted every bimbo that passed by.

Mistake #2 "I grew up here and thought it'd be a great idea to start with these down-home Midwest girls." I don't think that there are any "down-home Midwest girls" left in Madison Boy-Genius. You might have to scoot yourself over Whitewater or Oshkosh to find yourself a "Down-home Midwest girl". Even then you might be dating a hottie from Chicago that doesn't qualify as a "down-home Midwest girl".
25 posted on 07/26/2005 6:24:24 PM PDT by joem15
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To: King Prout
"Way-ill, bless 'es heart, 'e's doin' whut'ee kin weth whut'ee got."

That's gonna leave a mark.

26 posted on 07/26/2005 6:48:13 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
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To: Slings and Arrows

hit yoojully duz


27 posted on 07/26/2005 6:51:49 PM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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To: RandallFlagg
He could do worse.


"Darling!"

28 posted on 07/26/2005 6:55:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
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To: SittinYonder

"...My wife, who has excellent taste but sometimes poor judgement, dragged me back to her apartment. I woke up from a pretty good drunk three months later and we were married."


It took you THREE MONTHS to wake up from a "PRETTY GOOD DRUNK"?


Damn! I would hate to see you REALLY tie one on!

Carry On, Marine!


29 posted on 07/26/2005 6:55:32 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (Bumper sticker "Martyrs or Marines: Who do YOU think will get the virgins?")
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I can submit an application to date him?


LOL!!!!


As if........


30 posted on 07/26/2005 6:56:07 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (They are not paying attention - what you project - returns to you.)
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To: martin_fierro; pissant; Petronski; cyborg; marmar; Mr. Jeeves
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31 posted on 07/26/2005 6:59:51 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (They are not paying attention - what you project - returns to you.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That's a boy dog!


32 posted on 07/26/2005 7:00:44 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (They are not paying attention - what you project - returns to you.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Pffffffffffffffffffffft.


33 posted on 07/26/2005 7:01:01 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Oh, that one is going to be a big hit at the office tomorrow... ;)
34 posted on 07/26/2005 7:01:13 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Democracy...will be revengeful, bloody, and cruel." -- John Adams)
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To: Mr. Jeeves

Anything I can do to make you more popular!

LOL!!


35 posted on 07/26/2005 7:01:56 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (They are not paying attention - what you project - returns to you.)
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To: martin_fierro
After a few years of marriage....

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36 posted on 07/26/2005 7:02:45 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (They are not paying attention - what you project - returns to you.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
That's a boy dog!

Stace is in no position to complain.

37 posted on 07/26/2005 7:03:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I'm filling out the application - do you think Brian would prefer a gogo dancer, dental hygenist, secretary, or stripper?

I'm having problems with the questionaire.


38 posted on 07/26/2005 7:06:22 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (They are not paying attention - what you project - returns to you.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Oh!

My Tender Sensibilities™ are offended.


39 posted on 07/26/2005 7:08:26 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: cyborg
Petronski didn't want to send me his picture :-) I made my decision sight unseen.

Are you serious? You agreed to marry him and you've never even seen him? That's so sweet. When are you two lovebirds going to meet? :o)

40 posted on 07/26/2005 7:08:26 PM PDT by NRA2BFree
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