and I'm a silly-holic.
Posted on 07/22/2005 7:05:44 AM PDT by TheBigB
If George Carlin wrote those, I'll eat my hat. He's a sniveling liberal milksop.
Yippee!! Love "The Census". :)
bttt
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Time to be silly!!!
Check Scopes.com.
It's not Carlin - it's some obscure writer.
But it is good.
great info! Thanks. Still and all, the jokes are funny.
Christopher Walken is one wierd dude. So wierd he's almost sexy, in a kinky sort of way.
Happy Friday BigB!!!
On Tuesday,
The Power company will turn on my juice,
(so I have things like lights, a fridge, a dishwasher, washing machine, dryer etc)
The AC guy will give me AC,
The Satellite guy will give me TV again,
The Phone guy will give me a telephone and DSL.
In other words, as of Tuesday,
instead of living in the early 1900's,
as I have for 3 months---
I'll be living in the 21st Century again.
I'm gonna be impossible to live with!!!!!!
I mooned ALL of FR!
Nanner-nanner....boo-boo!
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.
"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full good and loving people.".. .
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."
WOOHOOO!!!
You must be thrilled!
Congrats!
I FINALLY saw that skit last weekend when they ran the "Best of Walken" on SNL. It was funny, but after all the hype I've seen from this site and others, I have to say I expected more.
MUCH more COWBELL...or I'll box yer ears one. Heh, ya got that Spanky?
AND bigger HAIR. MUCH.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1448094/posts
I didn't break it!
That ham and cheese kolochie isn't going to come off the screen easily.
And it didn't taste nearly as good coming back up.
Well, if jtminton expects more cowbell, we'd better give him more cowbell!
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