Please explain how her hand touching money and then touching the handle affected the cleanliness of the ice cream going into your piehole? Do the money germs crawl along the handle rapidly and infest the scooped ice cream?
You're anal. She was right, you're a pain in the butt. :)
What's with the assumptions? I'm not anal (have worked for anal types before so I know it well).
Please explain how her hand touching money and then touching the handle affected the cleanliness of the ice cream going into your piehole?
Piehole? I guess when I think of the hooker who shoved the money up her vagina and then forgot she was going to have her period so got it yucky and then visualizing that scene with the not-so-fastidious teenager who isn't careful to not touch the ice cream with the handle portion of the scooper can be a bit of a downer.
Do the money germs crawl along the handle rapidly and infest the scooped ice cream?
That's very silly thinking. If you had any type of medical or scientific background you'd understand.
FYI - I spoke with the health department and the rules apply to direct handling of food so she was allowed to use the scooper. However, the gentleman at the health department also told me that it wasn't "good" and this is the same reason I do not eat salad buffets.
Have a nice day anyway. I can't help it if I let my common sense rule.