Posted on 05/06/2005 1:39:42 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher
bottle of wine, mow her grass, and let her babysit her granddaughter. She'll be happy as a clam!
(I know --- boring)
Cyborg! Don't do it!
My mom would slap the fire out of me if I got one for MYSELF!
I have a sharpie, and I draw real good ladies...
Had I known all I had to do was NOT call, I'd have done it 10 years sooner..........;^)
I'd have to be his sister. This woman is a gold digger and she kept me away so I wouldn't see what she was up to, but this last year I found out that she finally got power of attorney over him and has been liquidating his assets (AND my dead Mothers) and putting the money in CD's in 'her' account.
If I do that, I'm going to get a slap on the side of head along with a "whattaya doing?"
Oh my.......... that is horrible - and he is so whipped he either doesn't know or doesn't care?
Corset piercing along the spine is by far the most grotesque form of body mutilation as a silly attempt to shock and be unique.
That reminds me of a story.....(doesn't everything)
At one of my first aero-events - I had finished my portion of the show and was out playing with the gang the night before the last day of the show. These guys kept coming up to me - jokingly asking for my autograph.... well - by the end of the night, I was signing butts with my BLUE SHARPIE!!!
I have pictures.... of one of the butts with my autograph on it - next to the dasher machine.
Hilarious!
LOL. I wonder what his wife thought about that!
I usually just leave my signature dental pattern!
Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!
I agree!
I would post the picture - but would be fearful of the wrath of admin moderator.
reminds me of a joke:
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's wrong with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk goes "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner goes, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough.
send me a link.
Only if your mother is smart!
;^)
I'll work on it.
You and I could have a cocktail and talk about our horrible Step Monsters.
Mine is a controlling freak also...
I hope to never see her again as long as I live - but I may not be that lucky.
My mother died very tragically in his arms after 48 years of marriage. I think he was so afraid of having to be alone again that he basically became whipped. Now she says he has Alzheimer's Disease. He swears he doesn't, but whatever the reason, I came up the big loser. Well, I'm glad I reminded myself why I am NOT going to get her a card, or a gift. LOL and
My mother divorced my father when she got her mothers inheritance. Took up with another guy, managed to use my youngest brother to steal all my Dad's money from his accounts through a trust. Knowing this she watched as we spent 3 years in probate court demanding an accounting of my fathers estate from my younger brother. Then told my older brother I was stupid for believing her lies.
This is a mother of 9 children and a grandmother of 14 grandchidren, (not that she cares).
One of the most self centered b*tches I have ever known in my life.
My mother in law isn't perfect, but she loves her family.
Yes we could, but it would take a week, or so. :)
Mine is a controlling freak also...
Yep, you know Frankie. LOL
I hope to never see her again as long as I live - but I may not be that lucky.
I'm pretty sure I will see her at my dad's funeral, unless she dies first; which I'm sure she won't. She will out live all of us!
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