You are right.. I have never been too bright. Lots of people consider me mean, stupid and especially deceptive.
You remind me that I was talking to my old buddy John about this time a year ago. John is real smart even as I am not.
John and I got to talking about the female gender. John just flat out told me that I don't know anything about women.
I asked how did he determine that. He said, "You don't even know not to ever get involved with a woman that has a male dog."
I had dated a couple of gals that had dogs.. I never checked their genitals.. (the dog's that is) and I couldn't see what a dogs gender had to do with anything...
So quite puzzled, I asked, "Why?"
He replied with a question, "What are male dogs attracted to?"
I replied, "I don't know. What are male dogs attracted to?"
He replied .. "Female dogs!.. You idiot!!!"
Sometimes the things John says don't make any sense to me at all.
I asked John if he thought I should only date women who have female dogs?
John just shook his head and screamed, "Not if they treat 'em like sisters.. you dunder head!!!"
John calls me nasty names a lot. Come to think of it you and he both do that a lot.
I never did figure out what John was trying to tell me... But I did take his advice, it took a ton of looking but I finally found me a real sweet gal that did not have a dog.
My buddy John always says a lot of things about Dogs.. He is always saying. "Life's a female dog!" Actually that's not exactly what John says. John doesn't use the words female dog much. But Momma never let me say or write the other word for female dog and I'm not gonna start now.
You see CommonBloviator, the difference between you and I is really clear as day.
I can be a bitch when I want to be.
I am not afraid to admit it.
You on the other hand, besides claiming to not be so bright, have an ego the size of the Grand Canyon.
So at the end of the day you are still a deceitfut, sneaky, bag of hot wind who can't admit it and can't get over yourelf, and I am a bitch.
Honesty can be brutal and bitchy.
Well CT, I'm so glad your Momma never allowed you to say or write that dog name. I'm so glad you found you a fantastic gal who has no dog and she votes for the right party. Too bad your friend John hasn't found a nice gal with a great dog, if his life is a dog's life.