They outlawed them a few years ago.
In some people's cases, truth IS stranger than fiction.
Wouldn't want to let the women out there know that some men are not only mean and stupid, but quite deceptive also.
You are right.. I have never been too bright. Lots of people consider me mean, stupid and especially deceptive.
You remind me that I was talking to my old buddy John about this time a year ago. John is real smart even as I am not.
John and I got to talking about the female gender. John just flat out told me that I don't know anything about women.
I asked how did he determine that. He said, "You don't even know not to ever get involved with a woman that has a male dog."
I had dated a couple of gals that had dogs.. I never checked their genitals.. (the dog's that is) and I couldn't see what a dogs gender had to do with anything...
So quite puzzled, I asked, "Why?"
He replied with a question, "What are male dogs attracted to?"
I replied, "I don't know. What are male dogs attracted to?"
He replied .. "Female dogs!.. You idiot!!!"
Sometimes the things John says don't make any sense to me at all.
I asked John if he thought I should only date women who have female dogs?
John just shook his head and screamed, "Not if they treat 'em like sisters.. you dunder head!!!"
John calls me nasty names a lot. Come to think of it you and he both do that a lot.
I never did figure out what John was trying to tell me... But I did take his advice, it took a ton of looking but I finally found me a real sweet gal that did not have a dog.
My buddy John always says a lot of things about Dogs.. He is always saying. "Life's a female dog!" Actually that's not exactly what John says. John doesn't use the words female dog much. But Momma never let me say or write the other word for female dog and I'm not gonna start now.
Some are possibly just naive. I mean right?
It could be so.