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It is true..that Baptist drink on the sly. Since we are telling Baptist jokes..I have one for you.

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This Baptist was stranded on an Island for 10 years before someone rescued him. When they found him, he had built three primitive huts.

The Rescurers asked the Stranded Baptist, what the Hut on the Left was? He said that is my home. Then they asked what the middle hut was used for? He said that is my Church

Then then asked him what the other hut was for? He said that is my old church.

Here is a story about the Irish Baptist.

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The Irishman replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I'm in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each o'me brothers and one for me self."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drink the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he come in and orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," He explains, "It's just that me wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected me brothers though."

This Baptist was stranded on an Island for 10 years before someone rescued him. When they found him, he had built three primitive huts.

Old one! Taken from this Jewish joke:

This Jew was stranded on a desert Island for 10 years before someone rescued him. When they found him, he had built three primitive huts.

The Rescuers asked the Stranded Jew, what the Hut on the Left was? He said that is my home. Then they asked what the middle hut was used for? He said that is my shul (synagogue)

Then then asked him what the other hut was for? He said that is the shul that I won't be caught dead in.