[Harmless Teddy Bear]

It is original and creative. If this guy keeps writing he has a future in comedy. I also like this one.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

Now compare with McBride fell off the building and landed with a thud One brings a strong visual and audio image the other is bland and flat. Sort of like potato soup with no salt.

[McGavin999]

I know, the future is bright indeed. Whether through simple innocence or through deliberate mischievousness all of these are hysterical.