That would be funny if it wasn't so close to truth. My mom told me some stories this morning about my behavior as a toddler.
I was ~slightly~ milder than Alyson, but only slightly. I had a 30 minute full-blown tantrum in the parking lot of Disney World at Alyson's age because I had decided that I wanted to stay and live with Mickey.
I eventually grew up. I think. :-)
A perfectly reasonable request. How can parents be so mean? :-)