I've used it for my cross-country moves with my little Grand Am coupe - it holds a ~lot~. If we can figure out a way to get it to you, its yours (I ain't moving again). Do you have a luggage rack on the roof?
I have a luggage rack, yep!
I dunno if those are shippable, but if they are, I'd happily buy it from you! Looks like just what I need, and pretty simple...simple is good!