And his wife might turn gay. I don't know if the Macmoonie Effect does it for women, but there sure are a lot of wimpy-looking "men" with Macs.
Maybe Macs just turn everything effeminate, so for his wife it wouldn't be much of a risk.
I was waiting for such a comment. I don't mind coming to kick some ass and eat some cookies. I'll won't bring the cookies, though.