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Kitty Caption LXXIX – Christmas Parodies – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
13 December 2004
| PetroniDE
Posted on 12/13/2004 9:47:18 AM PST by PetroniDE
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah everyone. Our feline friends are looking forward to the holidays (i.e. presents and leftovers). Without further delay, time to start singing.
Tune of Jingle Bells:
No More Cash, Cards Max Out, In Debt All The Way
.

Im Dreaming, Of A WARM Christmas
..

Oh, Liberal Got Run Over By An SUV, Walking Home From The Nut House Christmas Eve

Briskets Warming On The Open Pit

TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; humor; kitty; meow
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To: PetroniDE
The Kitty's are back, the Kitty's are back!!!
My wife and I thank you!!!!!!!!!!!
41
posted on
12/13/2004 5:36:20 PM PST
by
Springman
(We are all Detroiters, Don't P**s us off!!)
To: PetroniDE
Still having trouble with the boxing problem My cat Apophis does that too. I call it his "meerkat mode", but never seem to have a camera handy when he does it.
42
posted on
12/13/2004 6:50:07 PM PST
by
asgardshill
("We march by day and read Xenophon by night.")
To: dansangel
"EEEK!! DID THE ALIEN JUST POP OUT OF MY CHEST?!!!!"
43
posted on
12/13/2004 6:54:02 PM PST
by
Twinkie
To: Lady Jag
44
posted on
12/13/2004 6:56:33 PM PST
by
Twinkie
To: PetroniDE; All
To: All
Mommie says because we're growing up so fast and that we're something called "obnoxious" (we babies don't know what those big words mean) we can't have a Christmas tree to destroy enjoy.
We see some other kitties here with Christmas trees and goodies so can we play with theirs? *g* 
Armand


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Beelzebub


Sabrina


Samantha


We hope everyone has a purr-fectly fabulous Christmas!
Furry *Hugz* from Sheba's Kidz
46
posted on
12/14/2004 1:16:19 AM PST
by
radu
(May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
To: PetroniDE; Allegra; MEG33; Slings and Arrows; abner; PreviouslyA-Lurker; angcat; SandyInSeattle; ...

Sheba says she's at her wit's end and could use a break from her Kidz.
So I've brought them by to play and to wish everyone a Happy Holiday Season.
I dropped the Kidz off at post #46. I hope they don't wreck the place. LOL!
47
posted on
12/14/2004 1:24:15 AM PST
by
radu
(May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
To: radu
Gandalf, Mickey, and Zephyr wish Sheba a relaxing Christmas.
To: Utah Girl; bentfeather; Kathy in Alaska; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; uncleshag; Jet Jaguar
Thanks for posting the link to this site, Utah Girl! It's a winner.
Iris and Fern sure have fun "helping" decorate the Christmas tree, don't they?
Now imagine 45 Irises and Ferns......and that's exactly why we don't set up a tree in our house. LOL!
49
posted on
12/14/2004 1:51:26 AM PST
by
radu
(May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
To: Jet Jaguar
What beautiful kitties, JJ!
How do you get them to all be still that close together?
Any of ours get that close together, they want to wrestle or fight. LOL!
50
posted on
12/14/2004 1:57:30 AM PST
by
radu
(May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
To: radu
They do it occasionally...I can't plan that!
To: Jet Jaguar
When it comes to cats, "plan" isn't part of the vocabulary. LOL!
52
posted on
12/14/2004 2:06:02 AM PST
by
radu
(May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
To: abner
How about Shere Khan, from The Jungle Book? I realize that Shere Khan was male, but she certainly has that regal look about her.
To: PetroniDE; Mo1; Peach

What do I want for Christmas? Hummmmmmmmmm.
To: OXENinFLA
To: abner
56
posted on
12/14/2004 7:05:36 AM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Utah Girl
That web page is hilarious! Thanks for the link.
57
posted on
12/14/2004 7:20:50 AM PST
by
dion
To: SandyInSeattle
She is very cute.
She is a keyboard cowgirl and not really helpful while I'm on the computer.
58
posted on
12/14/2004 7:27:37 AM PST
by
abner
(http://www.swiftvets.com or http://www.wintersoldier.com)
To: OXENinFLA
My cats are really pushing for a 20" flat screen Sony monitor.
59
posted on
12/14/2004 7:29:40 AM PST
by
abner
(http://www.swiftvets.com or http://www.wintersoldier.com)
To: PetroniDE
Still having trouble with the boxing problem, might try that next week ..... "Boxing Day" is December 26th! :^D
60
posted on
12/14/2004 8:28:24 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP! ©)
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