[NicknamedBob]

Most people tend to put something where they have been storing nothing, but they are sensible enough to put nothing on top of things that are really fragile and delicate.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I was keeping most of my nothing in a cedar chest. Then I accidentally left a hole leaning against the side of tha chest and the nothing spilled out and engulfed the room. I built the room back but I miss Uncle Fred.