Dude. Seek help.
I haven't been busted yet. The weather has been relatively cool, however, so I have not been spending a lot of time naked. We nearly got a hurricane, but we didn't. That would be Charley. We'll probably get Earl. They are coming up.
My main concern is the 10 y.o. girl next door. She sometimes comes around to sell me things. I don't care too much about the postman, but I think it would be a mistake to ever be accused of flashing the neighbor girl.
More blinds would be good. They are on the agenda.
I got her a dulcimer for her birthday. Not fancy -- cardboard --but enough to create some concern with her parents. I don't want to ever be accused of anything improper. I don't go there. Still need to be careful. That is why I have never gotten involved with the boy scouts, etc. There is someone with my same name who was a boy scout leader where I used to live. Even that stressed me.