received in this morning's emails:
If you support the policies and character of George W. Bush, please drive with your headlights on during the day on Monday
If you support John Kerry, please drive with your headlights off that night.
The rich kids at the Young Patrons of Guild Hall Summer Gala benefit last Saturday got more than they paid for — a free strip show with their lobster dinners. The event was held at an empty East Hampton house rented especially for the occasion and featured a 1930s German burlesque theme.
Hired performers clad only in skimpy red underwear and feather headresses wandered the party entertaining the crowd. But one dancer apparently thought guests including Chris Heinz, TV anchor Gigi Stone, designer Cynthia Rowley and Russian heiress Anna Anisimova, were far too buttoned up. The long-haired blonde suddenly stripped down and plunged into the pool at the end of her official performance. Then, dripping wet and clad only with a few well-placed tattoos, she headed straight for the middle of the crowd huddled by the buffet tables. "Uh, gross!" exclaimed some guests while others ran to get a better look. Two men seized on the occasion to chat her up, [Chris?] ignoring dirty stares from girls in party dresses around them.
Other performers, in skin-tight leopard costumes, also seemed to have a different kind of party in mind. They hid in the dark before attacking shocked guests like wild animals. source
Good morning, everyone.