Rim shot? Tell me I did not hear those words, especially given the sexual proclivitites of said ex-housemate...
EWWWWWWWWWWW....
f you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim and no-one slimmer
He will never need a Zimmer
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come around for dinner
(Extra Verse)
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
I hope they fade us out before we get to shlimmer
Fade out you stupid brimmer