[BigWaveBetty]

Poor blubba he was a chubby child. So chubby, that at an Easter egg hunt one year he couldn't find any eggs because of his blubbery, the other kids were faster at finding them all. Sniff, sniff!

Oh the humanity!!

[mountaineer]

He describes his youth as "a fat band boy" and recalls that in junior high school, as he began to learn more about his mind and body, some of it scared him, including his first sexual stirrings.

The decline of American culture, in one sentence. Even though President Bush has brought dignity back to the Oval Office, there may be just too much damage to undo.

[pubmom]

Very interesting, he wasn't fast enough to pick up easter eggs as a child, but he was more than fast enough picking up women as an adult.