Paraphrasing Dana Carvey on David Letterman on Effin': Where did they get this guy? He's a freakshow. An auotmaton, fully 29% pure basset hound, never seen a human with such a canine face.
Freakshow,,, where have we heard that before? ;-)
Teresa may be alive from the waist down – that's more information than I need about anyone, much less about a possible first lady – but she is dead from the neck up.