So J. Effin's handlers would have us believe he's such a average guy, just another Joe Six-Pack, he snarfs Cheetos (and the previously-mentioned PBJs). Right. Maybe that was the dinner Teresa was home fixing in Fox Chapel while JFK pedaled around North Park on his $6,000 bike.
Or perhaps she was home microwaving one of the fine foods from Heinz-held Budget Gourmet, John strikes me as a mac&cheese guy.;)