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Jennifer Lopez Said to Marry Singer Marc Anthony (Oy Vey! Married AGAIN!)
Reuters via Yahoo ^
| 6/5/2004
| Rooters
Posted on 06/05/2004 10:31:00 PM PDT by zarf
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Anybody wanna start an FR divorce pool?
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posted on
06/05/2004 10:31:01 PM PDT
by
zarf
To: zarf
I'm in. 7 months from today.
She's nuts, and so is any man who marries her.
2
posted on
06/05/2004 10:32:37 PM PDT
by
TheSpottedOwl
(Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
To: zarf
In the future, everyone will be married to Jennifer Lopez for fifteen minutes.
To: zarf
J. Lo. is on pace to kick the crap out of Liz Taylor record.
To: zarf; All
I pick 60 days
I am being so bad tonight LOL!
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posted on
06/05/2004 10:35:03 PM PDT
by
SevenofNine
("Not everybody , in it, for truth, justice, and the American way,"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
To: zarf
I say it's called off even before they're betrothed-if this story about their engagement is false. If it's accurate, I say that it's splitsville before the honeymoon.
Let's place some money on early July, the Red Sox should be out of the hunt for an American League pennant by then.
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posted on
06/05/2004 10:36:34 PM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
(Remember St. Gerard. The prayers of expectant mothers are always heard.)
To: zarf
"She didn't hardly tell anyone. Everyone was surprised," another unidentified friend told the magazine.
Out of 40 guests, I still think the author of this gem is going to be hard to pin down.
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posted on
06/05/2004 10:37:24 PM PDT
by
ClintonBeGone
(Take the first step in the war on terror - defeat John Kerry)
To: TheSpottedOwl
8
posted on
06/05/2004 10:37:50 PM PDT
by
tessalu
To: TheSpottedOwl
I'm in. 7 months from today.
She'll hang in there a little longer. She won't leave until she gets the seed she's so longing for.
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posted on
06/05/2004 10:38:19 PM PDT
by
ClintonBeGone
(Take the first step in the war on terror - defeat John Kerry)
To: Slings and Arrows
Man!
Andy Warhol was really onto something there, wasn't he?
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posted on
06/05/2004 10:38:29 PM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
(Remember St. Gerard. The prayers of expectant mothers are always heard.)
To: zarf
There's no description of the wedding dress. It must not have been as interesting as the one she wore to the Acaedemy Awards in 2000.
11
posted on
06/05/2004 10:39:30 PM PDT
by
Paleo Conservative
(Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
To: Always Right
J LO's had more guys enter her than the Holland Tunnel.
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posted on
06/05/2004 10:39:42 PM PDT
by
zarf
To: zarf
I think the expression is "If she had as many pr*cks sticking out of her as she's had sticking in her she'd look like a porcupine."
To: Paleo Conservative
There's no description of the wedding dress. Makes you think that the "source" is a male. When do us men ever realize these sorts of things?
To: ItsonlikeDonkeyKong
He was probably married to her too.
To: zarf
Dear Jennifer Lopez,
Please stop singing and making movies.
Sincerely,
Manic Episode
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posted on
06/05/2004 10:44:20 PM PDT
by
Manic_Episode
(Like butter on a bald monkey)
To: zarf
I look at it this way: while they are married and making each other miserable, they are sparing 2 other people in the world from misery (at least until the upcoming divorce)
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posted on
06/05/2004 10:46:20 PM PDT
by
isom35
To: tessalu
Yeah, and who cares?Obviously you do.
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posted on
06/05/2004 10:50:54 PM PDT
by
TheSpottedOwl
(Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
To: Slings and Arrows
I don't think Jenny would fit into the whole motif of Warhol's postmodernist, elitist Euro-trash aesthetic.
As meager as her musical and cinematic talents are, they are still recognizable to the human senses.
Damien Hirst:
What is this execrable piece of tripe called: "The Wedding Planner?" There are not even any disemboweled cows or distended pig fetuses! Why I've never heard of such a thing!
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posted on
06/05/2004 10:51:47 PM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
(Remember St. Gerard. The prayers of expectant mothers are always heard.)
To: ClintonBeGone
I hear she's ready to start a family. She's an idiot, and we should pity Marc and any illstarred baby she brings forth.
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posted on
06/05/2004 10:54:12 PM PDT
by
TheSpottedOwl
(Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
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