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To: Jhoffa_
You are a good guy with the ladies, help a brother out!
24 posted on 04/15/2004 7:04:11 PM PDT by cmsgop ( "I'm Sick, You're Sick, Were All Sick Of Gorelick !)
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To: cmsgop

If you drug them, that helps.

Actually, I haven't been having alot of luck lately myself.

I see a chick, saunter up (real cool like) and say: (in my best Marlin Brando voice)

"Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would really like to tap that (censored)"

I think maybe it's my aftershave..

157 posted on 04/15/2004 9:53:12 PM PDT by Jhoffa_
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