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Just A Viet Vet - Song Parody
LonePalm
| 1/29/2004
| LonePalm
Posted on 01/29/2004 10:19:53 AM PST by LonePalm
Just A Viet VetJust a Gigolo by Lou Bega (circa 1931)
Parody by LonePalm
I'm just a Viet Vet, you aint seen nothing yet,
Librals love the stuff Im spewin'.
Eating French cuisine, beatin Howard Dean,
Ooohh what hes sayin'.
Come election day, when voters fade away,
Why wont they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet,
Bush goes on despite me.
Chorus:
I ain't got no money, somebody pays for me,
No money, somebody pays for me.
I'm so tall and homely, tall and homely, tall and homely
Won't some rich mama come and take a chance with me?
Cause I can be had.
I 'm just a Viet Vet, and getting more in debt,
Wifey loves the part I'm playin'.
Combing my dyed locks, using my Botox (my Botox),
Ooohh what they're sayin'.
Come election day
(Come election day),
voters fade away,
Why wont they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet (just a Viet Vet),
Bush goes on to spite me
(what you say'in').
CHORUS
Come election day, when voters fade away,
Why wont they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet,
Bush goes on despite me. (what?)
(Bush goes on to spite me)
CHORUS
Just A Gigolo midi file
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: coulter; dean; gigolo; gorgeous; kerry; loser
This was written in response to the "
Coulter Lambastes Kerry on Finances" thread about Ann Coulter's comments on Hannity & Colmes.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
1
posted on
01/29/2004 10:19:56 AM PST
by
LonePalm
To: kattracks
Inspiration first ping!
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
2
posted on
01/29/2004 10:21:30 AM PST
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: Bella_Bru; RikaStrom; Slip18; xsmommy; Constitution Day; Gabz; Enterprise; ...
WFTD Ping!
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
3
posted on
01/29/2004 10:23:32 AM PST
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: NonValueAdded; MoralSense; T Lady; Grampa Dave; doug from upland; mrustow; sauropod; Mudboy Slim; ..
Parody Ping
Please let me know if you want on or off the Parody ping list.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
4
posted on
01/29/2004 10:24:34 AM PST
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: LonePalm
Absolutely excellent!!
5
posted on
01/29/2004 10:26:07 AM PST
by
Constitution Day
(What happens at CPAC stays at CPAC.)
To: LonePalm
This is definitely one of your best! Love the "botox" part! Thanks for my first giggle of the day!
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posted on
01/29/2004 10:31:10 AM PST
by
LisaMalia
(Buckeye Fan since birth!!)
To: LonePalm
I can just see old HorseFace trying to fit into that David Lee Roth outfit, dancing around the Special Interests like a queen.
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posted on
01/29/2004 10:41:00 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Boston: So much Liberty, you can buy a Politician already owned by someone else.)
To: LonePalm
Yesterday - the same day I received such a call from a hardened spin doctor versed in the black arts of negative campaigning - Kerry spokeswoman Stephanie Cutter told me she has been busy denying the rumor for the past week.
"Have you looked at him?" Cutter demanded, referring to her creased, droopy-eyed candidate. "He looks like a 60-year-old man who has been working too hard running for President, with little time for sleep and no time to worry about what he looks like."
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/158599p-139185c.html Not quite a denial is it?.
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posted on
01/29/2004 10:45:32 AM PST
by
frithguild
("W" is the Black Ice President - underestimated until the left completely loses traction.)
To: LonePalm
I'm still pulling for Dean, but he ain't gonna make it. Looks like Kerry is 'the man' for the 'RATS ...
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posted on
01/29/2004 11:07:28 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(Check out this HILARIOUS story !! haha!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1060580/posts)
To: LonePalm
Speaking of Gigolo and Kerry, Ann Coulter's article ...Just a gigolo
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posted on
01/29/2004 11:10:32 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(Check out this HILARIOUS story !! haha!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1060580/posts)
To: LonePalm
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posted on
01/29/2004 11:14:03 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Viking it. And liking it.)
To: LonePalm
LOL
Ver nice LP.
12
posted on
01/29/2004 11:44:01 AM PST
by
RikaStrom
(Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.)
To: LonePalm; M. Thatcher; holdonnow
Great parody, and I wonder if it was just a coincidence that ElRushbo refered to Kerry as a "gigolo" on today's program? That's the first I've heard him use that term, but it may have legs...you oughtta e-FReep this to Rush at Rush@eibnet.com if you haven't already.
FReegards...MUD
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posted on
01/29/2004 11:59:07 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: LonePalm
Ahhh, the genius sttrikes again! Thanks for the ping!
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posted on
01/29/2004 12:37:52 PM PST
by
Enterprise
("You sit down. You had your say. Now I'm going to have my say.")
To: LonePalm
This is rather funny...although Kerry already has his "Rich Mama"...in the person of his wife, Theresa Heinz, heiress of the Ketchup and Pickle empire.
-Regards, T.
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posted on
01/29/2004 4:55:40 PM PST
by
T Lady
(Who Let the 'RATS Out?!!)
To: T Lady
Exactly Ann's and my point. If he has found two and dumped one, what is to prevent him from doing it again?
If he is that cavalier with those he supposedly loves, what would he do to those of us he is campaigning against? He is already ratcheting up the class warfare rhetoric.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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posted on
01/29/2004 6:27:54 PM PST
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: LonePalm
Although I don't know the song, good lyrics.
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posted on
02/01/2004 8:03:57 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: LonePalm
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