[grannie9]

Tell him that you kicked your sewing machine...you hurt the big toe on your right foot... the sewing machine slid across the floor, skimming the dogs nose, and squishing the cat's tail against the wall.

The dog and cat blamed each other.. got in a roiling feud.. you tried to break it up, got beat up and scratched in the melee, and can't go out in public for at least a week.

You just can't takes no more.. ;)

[Mo1]

FOFL .. you're very good at those excuses