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To: bentfeather; snippy_about_it; Flurry; Darksheare; Darkchylde; Trikebuilder; radu; All
Good Morning Everybody.

You Know The Drill
Click the Pics
Sunshine

Good Night Follow Baby

Coffee & Donuts

925 posted on 11/05/2003 8:13:42 AM PST by SAMWolf (It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.)
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To: bentfeather; snippy_about_it; Flurry
A DOG POEM



Why own a dog? There's a danger you know,
You can't own just one, for the craving will grow.
There's no doubt they're addictive, wherein lies the danger,
While living with lots, you'll grow poorer and stranger.

One dog is no trouble and two are so funny,
The third one is easy, the fourth one's a honey.
The fifth one is delightful, the sixth one's a breeze,
You find you can live with a household with ease.

So how 'bout another? Would you really dare?
They're really quite easy but oh Lord the hair!
With dogs on the sofa and dogs on the bed,
And crates in the kitchen, it's no bother you said.

They're really no trouble, their manners are great,
What's one more dog and just one more crate?
The sofa is hairy, the windows are crusty,
The floor is all footprints, the furniture all dusty.

The housekeeper suffers, but what do you care?
Who minds a few nose prints and a little more hair.
So let's keep a puppy, you can always find room,
And a little more time for the dustcloth and broom.

There's hardly a limit to the dogs you can add,
The thought of a cutback sure makes you sad.
Each one is so special, so useful, so funny,
The vet and the food bill grows larger, you owe money.

Your folks never visit, few friends come to stay,
Except other dog folks, who live all the same way.
Your lawn has now died, and your shrubs are dead too,
But your weekends are busy, your off with your crew.

There's dog food and vitamins, training and shots,
And entries and travel and motel which cost lots.
Is it worth it, you wonder? Are you caught in a trap?
Then that favorite dog comes and climbs in your lap.

His look says you're special and you know that you will,
Keep all of the critters in spite of the bill.
But winter's a hassle, the dogs hate it too,
But they must have their walks though they're numb and you're blue.

Late evening is awful, you scream and you shout
At the dogs on the sofa that refuse to go out.
The dogs and the dog show, the travel, the thrills,
The work and the worry, the pressure, the bills.

The whole thing seems worth it, the dogs are our life
They're charming and funny and offset the strife.
Your lifestyle has changed - things won't be the same.
Yes, those dogs are addictive and so is the game!

-Author Unknown-

926 posted on 11/05/2003 8:14:35 AM PST by SAMWolf (It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.)
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To: SAMWolf
Good songs SAM (the one under the donuts isn't linking) but the rest are great tunes! And of course I love the poetry about the dogs. ;)
927 posted on 11/05/2003 8:23:45 AM PST by snippy_about_it (Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
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To: SAMWolf
SAM, Thanks so much for Breakfast in the Lair!!
I love the Sunshine song! WOO HOO
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone (he's) gone!!
934 posted on 11/05/2003 8:46:57 AM PST by Soaring Feather (Poets are in the Lair!)
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