Al Qaeda Vows Retaliation for Execution

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 Oct 2026 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

The announcement of the scheduled December 3 execution by firing squad of Nidal Hasan for his "Fort Hood" murder of 13 people and wounding of another 32 in 2009 has inspired Al Qaeda "to avenge this unwarranted slaying of a righteous Muslim. If the US dares to go through with this evil deed we will respond in kind by abducting Americans, killing them, and showing the video of their deaths to the world."

"Trump may think that executing Hasan for successfully carrying out a jihad attack on infidels will deter us from our goal of conquering the world for Allah, but he is mistaken," the Al Qaeda spokesman added. "We will not stop until the whole world worships and obeys Allah. If Trump wants to save lives he must order every American to submit to Islam. Their lives would be spared if they convert or if they accept their inferiority, obey Islam's laws, and pay the jizya. They will be permitted to practice their inferior fake religions if they do so discreetly and do not offend Muslims."

President Trump categorically rejected what he called "an invitation to become a permanent hostage to these savages. I think that most Americans would prefer to fight for their freedom than to be disarmed and be at the mercy of fanatics who imagine that they are superior to everyone who disagrees with them. The history of Islam's attempts to conquer the world are replete with atrocities and oppression. No sane person would willingly submit. The Islamists know this. That's why they, unlike every other religion, know that they must use coercion to gain converts. As long as I am president we will fight them wherever we find them. We will never surrender. We will never submit."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: alqaeda; blogtrash; coercion; forthood; islam; jihad; koranimals; nidalhasan; semisatire; semmensspam; trump

[Merrick]

All the more reason to execute Hasan.

[fwdude]

They won’t like Trump’s retaliation.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Televising/streaming it would make him even more of a martyr.

Just shoot, shovel and shut up.

[Fledermaus]

Not giving him a bathroom break would make him a martyr in their feeble brains.

[linedrive]

No sane person would willingly submit. The Islamists know this. That’s why they, unlike every other religion, know that they must use coercion to gain converts. As long as I am president we will fight them wherever we find them. We will never surrender. We will never submit.”

Why doesn’t this apply to the current state of Islamists within our country. I don’t want to hear ‘peaceful’ Muslims BS.

[Flaming Conservative]

Demonic worship of a demon.

[ladyjane]

So all righteous muslims are untouchable, not to be punished?

Maybe under sharia law but that is not our system of law - yet.

[Flatus I. Maximus]

And how this is different from their usual behavior?

[RightOnTheBorder]

I don’t fear making a martyr, I fear a carnival atmosphere at watch parties across the country for what should be a solemn, serious, odious, but necessary event.

It’s not good for people’s souls to enjoy an execution.

[Mr. K]

"And how this is different from their usual behavior?"

EXACTLY!!!

[Mr. K]

We need to locate these “spokesmen” and remove them from the earth

[usurper]

"We will not stop until the whole world worships and obeys Allah. If Trump wants to save lives he must order every American to submit to Islam. Their lives would be spared if they convert or if they accept their inferiority, obey Islam's laws, and pay the jizya. They will be permitted to practice their inferior fake religions if they do so discreetly and do not offend Muslims."

LOL you may want to stay in France. Here there be monsters and every one of them has a long gun.

[Doc91678]

I still believe that the military execution squad for Nidal Hasan should be made up of all women.

[Donbue]

“we will respond in kind by abducting Americans, killing them, and showing the video of their deaths to the world.”

Ditto. What goes around comes around. Except the showing to the world part.
Nobody’s interested in seeing dead rats. Squirm, maybe. Actually dead…no.

[Libloather]

So Hasan is Al Qaeda? Wow. The Army really screwed up on that one.

[Bob Wills is still the king]

Executing Hasan is the right thing to do. Making a political spectacle of Hasan’s execution is stupid.

[CatOwner]

I still believe that the military execution squad for Nidal Hasan should be made up of all women.

... wearing bikinis or lingerie!

[kaktuskid]

Hasan Chop will be executed humanely. Unlike you AQ pigs, who execute innocents by beheading them with a dull rusty sword.

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