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Federal Judge Orders Astronauts Be Returned To Space Station
Babylon Bee ^
| 03/17/2025
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 03/17/2025 10:27:25 AM PDT by DFG
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posted on
03/17/2025 10:27:25 AM PDT
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DFG
To: DFG
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posted on
03/17/2025 10:28:39 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: DFG
To: DFG
Funny because there’s so much truth to it.
To: DFG
To: DFG
Some of us have been demanding the Babylon Bee cover this story—and they have done it.
Yes!
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posted on
03/17/2025 10:31:39 AM PDT
by
cgbg
(It was not us. It was them--all along.)
To: DFG
Hahaha. The Bee is too funny (and too close to the truth.)
To: DFG; Organic Panic
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posted on
03/17/2025 10:32:38 AM PDT
by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: DFG
Darn! You beat me to it fair and square!
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posted on
03/17/2025 10:36:04 AM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
To: DFG
I’m not sure this is parody.
The Democrats would absolutely do this.
To: DFG
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posted on
03/17/2025 10:40:12 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: DFG
Dont give em any ideas they just might do that..
Judge: Wait, did I just hear that woman astronaut say that she thanks Elon and Trump, not on my watch, she’s going back to space
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posted on
03/17/2025 10:42:18 AM PDT
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there)
To: DFG
Additionally, the judge order Trump to put the toothpaste back into his tube.
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posted on
03/17/2025 10:43:43 AM PDT
by
Raycpa
To: DFG
To avoid reader confusion the Babylon Bee reference should be put in extra-large, flashing, bold font since the headline and excerpt are almost identical to actual reports of TROs and rulings that anti-Trump, radical leftist judges have been pulling out of their keisters.
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posted on
03/17/2025 10:47:01 AM PDT
by
Carl Vehse
(Make Austin Texas Again!)
To: DFG
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posted on
03/17/2025 10:47:43 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
( These people have no honor, no belief, no poetry, no art, no humor, no patriotism.)
To: DFG
Bad news for the stranded one who went bonkers.
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posted on
03/17/2025 10:50:23 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: DFG
Several months? They’ve been up there for nine months for heaven sakes.
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posted on
03/17/2025 10:50:53 AM PDT
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Hattie
To: Hattie
“Several months? They’ve been up there for nine months for heaven sakes.”
I think you’re missing the point of the SATIRE my friend
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posted on
03/17/2025 10:53:45 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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posted on
03/17/2025 10:54:37 AM PDT
by
liberalh8ter
( This tagline has taken the month off to attend the inauguration.)
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