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Is Iran Targeting Trump? [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Sep 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/21/2024 11:57:04 AM PDT by John Semmens

Federal officials from the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI), the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), and Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) revealed "Iranian hackers stole confidential information from the Trump campaign and forwarded it to the then-Biden-Harris campaign in June and July of this year in an effort to stoke discord and undermine confidence in our electoral process."

Karoline Leavitt, Trump Campaign National Press Secretary, said "it is interesting to see that stealing confidential information from our campaign to give to what is now the Harris/Walz campaign is described so blandly. Kamala and Biden must come clean on whether they used the hacked material given to them by the Iranians to hurt President Trump. What did they know and when did they know it?"

Democrat nominee for vice-president Gov. Tim Walz responded, saying "what difference, at this point, does it make? We're in a battle to save our democracy. If Iran helps us defeat Trump what harm has been done? As a former history teacher I used to tell my students that Churchill said that he would make a deal with the devil if it would help defeat Hitler. He made a deal with Stalin and Hitler was defeated. Well, we didn't even have to make a deal with Iran. They just gave us the intel for free. Maybe they aren't as bad as the Republicans say."

In related news, Ryan Routh, the man who laid in wait to assassinate Trump on the Mar-a-Lago golf course, had previously written a book in which he urged Iran to kill Trump. Iran's President Masoud Pezeshkian asserted "we don't need Mr. Routh's endorsement to kill Trump. His blood is owed to us in revenge for authorizing the murder of our beloved tormentor of infidels and heretics General Qasem Soleimani and for his many other affronts to Iran and Islam. We are sorry that the two recent attempts to slay this agent of Satan failed, but pray that Allah will smile on another."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democracy; hitler; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion; stalin

1 posted on 09/21/2024 11:57:04 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The DHS, FBI and CIA seem to be far more evil than Iran.


2 posted on 09/21/2024 12:06:15 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page. More photos added.)
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To: MtnClimber

They are working together


3 posted on 09/21/2024 12:08:38 PM PDT by circlecity
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To: John Semmens

The bogeyman of 2024 elections.

No one is going to believe “Russia Russia Russia” for 9 years running.


4 posted on 09/21/2024 12:08:51 PM PDT by PGR88
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