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Intruders Won't Be Shot [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Sep 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/21/2024 1:06:39 AM PDT by John Semmens

In the friendly environment of an Oprah Winfrey show, Vice-President Kamala Harris said "if somebody breaks into my house, they're getting shot." Gasps from a few audience members inspired her to follow up with "I probably should not have said that. My staff will deal with that later."

Former President Donald Trump observed that "any sane person recognizes that an intruder poses a threat. I don't fault Kamala for instinctively recognizing such a threat should it occur in her own home, but what about intruders who break into our country? As our country's 'Border Czar' her record has been to welcome them, feed and house them at the taxpayers' expense, demand that they be given free medical care, sex-change surgeries and a pathway to citizenship. How does she reconcile these contradictions?"

Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas explained "as the staff member assigned to deal with this, let me say that coming face-to-face with an uninvited stranger in your home poses an immediate personal risk. In contrast, the so-called intruders crossing our nation's border hundreds or thousands of miles away are not. First, they are nowhere near the home of the Vice-President or any other important government official. Second, they are not uninvited. The Biden Administration's policy has been to explicitly urge them to make the trip. Some have even been flown in from their countries of origin and deposited in various locations around the US. Shooting these guests would be inappropriate. Taking care of their needs is the hospitable thing to do."

"Let me also clarify that the Vice-President herself will not be shooting anyone," Mayorkas added. "She has a Secret Service detail that will shoot anyone who needs to be shot should they pose a threat to her wherever she is whether that be inside or outside of her home. This does not contradict her belief that only designated government agents should be permitted to legally carry and use firearms."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/368637-2024-09-21-semi-news-semi-satire-september-22-2024-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: harris; illegals; kamalasgun; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion; trump

1 posted on 09/21/2024 1:06:39 AM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 09/21/2024 1:08:07 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Remember some the Democrats who tried to look and sound tough that ended up with them making fools of themselves on video.

Michael Dukakis in the turret of a tank looking like Dumbo

John Kerry getting himself a hunting license dressed up like Elmer Fudd with an orange vest.

It would be priceless to see Kamala with her firearm at a range showing everyone how she would shoot someone. I’d bet money she doesn’t own a firearm or know how to shoot.


3 posted on 09/21/2024 2:26:00 AM PDT by srmanuel
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To: srmanuel

Journalist (POC and gun-grabber) Carl Rowan shooting at neighbors’ kids using his pool.


4 posted on 09/21/2024 2:35:26 AM PDT by Does so (Why is our PRINT-MEDIA being crafted by foreigners? 🇺🇦.....)
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To: John Semmens
"My staff will deal with that later."

= Dispose of the body.

Regards,

5 posted on 09/21/2024 2:53:36 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: John Semmens

She sounds more and more like her boss with every passing day.


6 posted on 09/21/2024 3:05:31 AM PDT by MurrietaMadman (The Gates of hell shall not prevail against you)
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To: John Semmens

Trump observed that, like kamala,”any sane person recognizes that an intruder poses a threat....
but what about intruders who break into our country? As ‘Border Czar’ kamala’s record has been:
<><>to welcome them,
<><>feed and house them at taxpayers’ expense,
<><>demand that they be given free medical care,
<><>and sex-change surgeries
<><>and a pathway to citizenship.


Q. How does kamala reconcile these contradictions?

A. Kamala’s concerns extend only to herself.......not you.


7 posted on 09/21/2024 3:25:56 AM PDT by Liz (Faith is believing what you cannot see; its reward is to see what you believe. St Augustine)
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To: John Semmens

Quite apart from the disparity of reaction on immigration vs the home intruder, you could also have addressed Kamala’s assertion that under her administration, they’ll “walk into [our] home[s]” to check to see if we’re being responsible gun owners.


8 posted on 09/21/2024 3:44:09 AM PDT by Little Pig
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To: John Semmens
Old sign: ”Trespassers will not be shot, they however, will be fed to the dog.”
9 posted on 09/21/2024 5:08:25 AM PDT by nuke_road_warrior (Making the world safe for nuclear power for over 20 years)
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To: John Semmens

Guess somebody should have asked Harris...what if somebody breaks into our country? I don’t see how her answer for that would be as definite as the one she gave about someone breaking into her home.


10 posted on 09/21/2024 6:25:37 AM PDT by oldtech
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To: John Semmens

It forgot the ‘shut up’ part of SSS.


11 posted on 09/21/2024 6:35:26 AM PDT by sasquatch (Do NOT forget Ashli Babbit! c/o piytar)
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To: John Semmens

Well done as always.


12 posted on 09/21/2024 7:30:02 AM PDT by piytar (Remember Ashli Babbitt and Rosanne Boyland!)
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Not only intruders, but also anyone daring to oppose her, wherever they are and whatever they’re doing.


13 posted on 09/21/2024 7:39:31 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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